Friday, June 17, 2011

what they say

Setting: Mother comes into the kitchen to find a 9 year old and a 7 year old washing dishes by hand and putting them away.  (Mother has been schleping a baby all day and just finished showering a toddler...she is tired)

Mom: "Wow.  The kitchen table has been wiped off.  The dishes are getting washed!  Wow.  This is looking very clean!"

Child: "Aren't you glad you have good kids?"

Mom: "I suspect if you were bad kids I would think it was my own fault, but you'd still be good even if the kitchen wasn't clean."

Child: "Well, it WOULD be your own fault if we were bad kids.  You teach us how to behave."

Mom: !!

Second child: "well you only teach us how to be, we get to choose to behave good."

Mom:  Ahh!